Tagged with "Assholes"
Monday Moaning 9-2-13
Category: FEATURED
Tags: NCAA Backell Kelly Scaletta The Beeze Johnny Manziel Teddy Bridgewater Tajh Boyd Notre Dame Football College Football Douchebags Assholes

Well here we are...This is the first time I have opened my laptop in 5 days...Yes I looked at some things via my iphone, but other than looking at Twitter, Facebook, and a bit of news, I took a mini-vacation from the Internet...I mean, Summer is at it's end...My oldest and I took in our first high school football game of the season Friday...And yes, College Football season kicked off this week...So there is no shortage of sports to write about....

So why not start with the hot topic...Johnny Manziel...The NCAA hit him with a meaningless, weak, 1 half suspension for the first game...The first game being against Rice....That'll teach him! And anyone who thinks he didn't break the rules...You're foolish...There is a story quietly floating around that this could be an even bigger deal, that the NCAA wants to keep quiet, and that may be why they reacted so swiftly, and softly with Manziel...A CLIENT_LIST of College Football players going back to 2004 who signed shit for money...

But then there was Manziel, taking the field in the second half against Rice...

Hey, I'm okay with trash talk to a degree, but when all this shit just went down, and your first move out of the gate is to air-sign autographs...That's a dick-bag move...But wait, there's more...

 

Look, Johnny just threw a TD pass...Now he's counting his money....Fucking dick-bag...Then late in the game after throwing another TD pass, he went and talked trash to some Rice players, and got flagged for it...

Big, fucking, Dick-Bag....After this move, the coach yanked him...And he's got to be concerned about how many more headaches is this kid going to give the program...And while Johnny is talking shit, maybe he should realize that Rice may not have won, but they just showed everyone in the country how weak the A&M defense is...Rice scored 31 points while gaining 509 yards...306 of those on the ground...

Manziel has talent, but he's clearly an asshole...For the record, I'm rooting for him to fail, and fail big-time...This now brings us to Backell...If you don't know him, he's a douchebag from way back in the days when we all blogged at Sporting News...There are many reasons to dislike this guy...Like being a liar, and a fake...Saturday, he started a threat on a Facebook page, commenting about Manziel's taunting...

"I've just got say, Johnny Manziel is really putting his signature on this game.

I went there."

People came in, and dropped their one liners, and two-cents, and then suddenly Backell called out everyone's comments ripping Manziel for being "#sechaters"

Well, I do hate the SEC, but as many of us pointed out, this was not about how we may or may not feel about the SEC...It was how we felt about Manziel, his antics, and his disrespect for his teammates, opponents, the game, and the NCAA...Which, I have no respect for the NCAA either!

So "F5", you wanted to stir the pot...You wanted some attention...Well here you have it...You made it into Monday Moaning...I can only speak for myself, although I know many who feel the same...You're a hack...You're an arrogant douchebag...And you're an asshole...You and Johnny Manziel will make a lovely couple, eating each others asses in your own little, asshole hell!

-In other College Football news...North Dakota State upset Kansas State 24-21...If that isn't sexy enough...Eastern Washington upset (#25) Oregon State 49-46...Those FCS schools are fucking with people!

And all of you who get pissed about hearing about (#19) Boise State late in every season, and how they could throw a monkey wrench in the system...No worries...The Washington Huskies dominated Boise State 38-6...(#18) Nebraska squeaked out a 37-34 win over Wyoming...I'd like to thank Ohio State for not covering the spread against Buffalo...The Buckeyes only beat the Bulls 40-20...That's my gambling tip people...First couple weeks of the season, when the big guns have a cream-puff on the schedule...Take the puff with the points...Love that shit!

-My Fighting Irish were not spectacular in their 28-6 win over Temple...They looked fucking amazing during their first two offensive series, and it looked like it was going to get real ugly, real fast...But the Irish got a bit sloppy...Too many penalties...The Special Teams were awful...I'm trying to get a scholarship this week to be their new kicker...At times the defense seem to be taking plays off, and were playing a lot of bend don't break...

There is plenty of talent on this team, but if they don't clean it up, they'll get smoked at Michigan next week...

Molls was happy with the win...

 

-The big game of the week was (#5) Georgia at (#8) Clemson...I give both teams credit for opening their season with this big game this...If Clemson loses they're out of National Championship contention...If Georgia loses, they'll have to run the table the rest of the way, and get some luck...The game lived up to the hype...And so did Clemson QB Tajh Boyd, (my #2 pick for the Heisman) who passed for 3 TD's and rushed for 2 more leading Clemson to a 38-35 win...

-My #1 guy for the Heisman, Louisville QB, Teddy Bridgewater torched Ohio U. for 355 yards and 5 TD's Sunday in 49-7 win...Even more impressive to me was Louisville's defense shutting down the Bobcats strong ground game, holding them to just 81 yards, and forcing them to try to do it all through the air...

-Lastly, I want to talk about Keith Olbermann...I liked him early on...Then in his later years at MSNBC his act got old...He became quite annoying...But now he is back talking sports...He's doing some things with sports, that made him appealing in his early "Countdown" days...Last week he had a great segment taking apart the NCAA...Then I saw this...Talking about concussions and and idiot columnist, Pete Prisco...

I know Olbermann has a rep as a douche, but he's doing some good stuff on ESPN2 week nights at 11:00PM...

That's it for now...

Have a Week...

The Beeze.

Q-o-t-D 9/2/13 Tags: Backell Johnny Manziel NCAA Douchebags Assholes

 

Who is a bigger Douchebag?

Johnny Manziel?

or

Backell?

 

 

Tavern Monday: The Theory Edition
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: assholes yankees red sox fathers day

 

I’m still trying to reconcile the difference between Fathers Day and Mothers Day.  Mother’s day is like an all weekend experience.  Mom sleeps in, breakfast is served (because she would DEMAND it), some school work is presented and several hundred dollars of jewelry is presented in a nice bag.  The whole day, if not entire weekend is all about MOM.  Father’s day is like a 10 minute window, where you’re awakened at 7 AM on a Sunday with cold scrambled eggs, a kids ass on your face (usually with at least one fart), and a bag of stuff you didn’t want.  “OH, thank you.  I’ve always wanted a ‘2004 Tampa Bay Lightning Stanley Cup Champions’ cap.  Didn’t I just see a bunch of those at the closeout store?”

At 7:10 AM, your “day” is over, you’ve got a new $5 necktie purchased at Big Lots, and a forehead that smells like ass.  I actually did get good stuff, in particular a sweet pair of Under Amour kicks. I'm thinking that is to say, "maybe you shold get back to the gym." By 7:30, I'm in the car heading to Dunkin Donuts to pick up some iced coffee for Mrs. Day's over.

I planned it correctly this year though.  I have a weeks’ vacation to burn, so I’m taking this week off.  Up at 7 on Sunday?  Fine, you know why?  Because I’m sleeping in on Monday, and again on Tuesday...and Wednesday...and Thursday...and Friday.  Of course, that only puts off all the work I’m doing in the yard.  Ask anyone here at the Gab, the best post Mo puts up all year is the post AFTER vacation.  The only question is, how much of that post is dedicated to Mo getting hurt?  Please post your over/under prediction below.  

I was exhausted by the time Bruins/Blackhawks went into the first intermission, so I clicked off the television with the score at 1-0 Chicago. I spent almost an entire hour with network news and still didn't learn the outcome to the game - why the hockey hate? I learned about the spelling fail at the "COLLLEGE World Series," and the NBA finals heading back to Florida for Game 5, but nothing on Lord Stanley's Cup. Disgraceful. I got the score from my Facebook feed on my way to Dunks. Oh, the humiliation.

This year, for Father’s Day, I got a bacon bookmark (I usually “read” audiobooks) and a book entitled “Assholes: A Theory.”  Now, don’t get me wrong.  It’s perfect.  That’s what worries me: my daughter, for the first time spending her own money on a present for me, nailed the perfect present, but it concerns me that she felt okay giving her old man a book with that title.  Christ, it wasn’t until I was in my 30’s and getting married for the second time that I shared “Life Sucks Then You Die” with MY dad, and at that point it was close to 20 years old (see about 1:29 in).  The man who had never uttered anything stronger than calling someone a “donkey” (e.g. “ass”) in front of me chuckled.  When I was a kid, I liked to rummage through my parents crap.  Well, buried at the bottom of my dad’s stuff was this bobblehead that looked like the San Diego Padres logo.  If you pushed the Padres’ head down, this colossal...um....member...popped out from under his robe.  I knew Dad was down with “Life Sucks” but it was just weird, you know, being all real with the man.

 

So, I’m going to the Red Sox/Rays game on Tuesday free.  No, it’s not a fathers day gift. This sales weasel  in my office couldn’t give the tickets away to not one, but TWO prospects, so he asked if I wanted to go.  It’s a 1 PM game on a Tuesday.  Not exactly a draw for the important business man.  But for me?  Perfect.    I love the Red Sox and I love Fenway.  Fenway is a shrine, no temple, to the baseball enthusiast and to the tourist alike.  However, despite the great proximity to the field, it’s a terrible place to see a game.  Poles, obstructed view seats, seats pointed in the wrong direction.  But, it’s my park, MY teams home field.  Fenway Park.  The Jake? Camden Yards?  Citi Field?  Forget it.  I’ll take Fenway anyday.  Those are better baseball stadia for sure, but they’re not Fenway.

 

The Red Sox weekend series with the Orioles didn’t start off too well, but that didn’t stop me from posting a picture of a dead oriole I took outside my office.  Nothing says, “I think you suck”  more than possessing a picture of your opponent’s mascot while dead.  Try pulling that with the Red Sox.  What are you going to do?  Go to a Walmart dumpster and look for overstock?  It works out nicely, really, when your team is named for laundry.  Socks no less.  Tell me, what modern expansion team would dare name themselves after an article of clothing.  You can’t  We have Sharks, and Marlins, and Panthers (two sets of Panthers, no less).  No jock straps, athletic supporters, or boxer briefs.  I’m betting “Polo Shirts” would work out nicely though.  Just think of the gear.  The logo could be some 1980’s DB with his collar popped.

 

At the beginning of the season I wondered who was going to finish in last place: the Yankees in their “larks” or the Red Sox in their diapers.  Well, almost 70 games into the season, the Yankees are in third place 3 GB.  There’s still a lot of fluidity there, but I’m happy it’s the old men and not the kids hitting the skids first.  Plenty of baseball left to play, but for now, I’m pleased as punch.  I know, I must be an a-hole.

 

Well folks, enjoy the rest of the week - I guess there's some basketball still being played, but I'm too wrapped up in NHL Stanley Cup to know what to say about that. Go B's and I'll see you back here next week.




 

Why is CNN Feeling Bad for Rapists?
Category: User Showcase
Tags: Steubenville Candy Crowley Poppy Harlow Paul Callan CNN Rape Assholes

 

 Yes, the title is correct...I want to know why big fat, stupid Candy Crowley, Poppy Harlow, and Paul Callan spent 6 minutes feeling bad, and wanting us to feel bad for to high school football stars, who raped a 16 year old girl...They kept talking about these assholes lives being ruined...But the idea that these two pieces of shit ruined a girls life, doesn't even cross their minds over there at CNN...Watch for yourself...




WHY!?! WHY!?! Why are they making these bastards out to be the victims and just blowing off the actual victim...These two crybaby rapists got off easy....And no one should feel bad for them...Fucking Paul Callan talking about them being haunted by being registered sex offenders, like it's a bad thing...They should be haunted...Their lives should be ruined...They are sex offenders...

Candy Crowley, Poppy Harlow...Fucking Poppy...Die! Paul Callan....All three should be fired, along with the fucking suits that let them on the air...This is one of the biggest disgraces in the history of the news media...Fucking burn CNN to the ground!

The Beeze.

Bring Me the Head of Joe Paterno....
Category: NCAA
Tags: Joe Paterno Penn State Jerry Sandusky Graham Spanier Penn State University Gary Schultz Louis Freeh Freeh Report Tim Curley Assholes

 
Okay, that's gross, bring me his statue's head!

If you have followed my blogs that have been about Jerry Sandusky being a child rapist, and the cover-up at Penn State, then you know when this first broke, I was writing that Paterno knew, and willingly covered it up...And now we have found out that he lead the cover-up...He told his boys Spanier, Schultz, and Curley, to keep a lid on this mess...And they did...

But we have to ask why, if they knew this creep was messing with kids, and we removed him from the coaching staff, then why did he still have an office? Why did he still have full use of all athletic department facilities? They said it was to help with his Second Mile Charity...You mean the same charity where he was poaching these 10, 11, 12, and 13 year old boys from...I can't find any logic at all with these people...

In the Freeh Report, that was released yesterday it spoke of Paterno, Spanier, Curley, and Schultz, saying "These men concealed Sandusky's activities from the Board of Trustees, the University community and authorities. They exhibited a striking lack of empathy for Sandusky's victims by failing to inquire as to their safety and well‐being, especially by not attempting to determine the identity of the child who Sandusky assaulted in the Lasch Building in 2001." That being the victim Mike McQueary had seen Sansdusky with, and reported it to Paterno...And McQueary, you're not off the hook either...You stood by and let them cover it up...You kept your mouth shut, even though you saw what a monster Sandusky was, Fucking cunt!

Former FBI Director Louis Freeh said during his press conference Thursday, "There were more red flags here than you could count over a long period of time." Freeh's report went all the way back through Sandusky's career at PSU...All the way back to 1975...

Freeh's investigation showed points where, Penn State officials could have stopped Sandusky but didn't and failed to report him to authorities...

"On May 3, 1998, Sandusky sexually assaulted a young boy in the Lasch Building on Penn State's campus. His mother noted the boy was acting differently when he came home and called a psychologist about it, as well as the University Police Department.

When the boy's mother confronted Sandusky on May 19, asking if Sandusky had touched the boy's "private parts," he said, "I don't think so ... maybe." Unknown to Sandusky, UPD Detective Ron Schreffler and a State College police officer were listening from another room.

Sandusky asked if he could speak with the boy, but the mother said no. "I understand. I was wrong," Sandusky replied. "I wish I could get forgiveness. I know I won't get it from you. I wish I were dead."

When word of the May 3 assault reached Schultz two days later, he noted, "Is this opening of Pandora's Box?" and wondered if there were other children involved. Emails between Schultz and Curley imply that they had "touched base" with Joe Paterno about the incident as well. Yet after the UPD began an investigation, campus police chief Thomas Harmon said they would "hold off on making any crime log entry." All four officials -- Spanier, Paterno, Curley and Schultz -- were fully aware about the allegation and investigation in 1998, but failed to report it to the Board of Trustees, according to the report.

In June 1998, Harmon emailed Schultz to say officers "met discretely" with Sandusky and "his account of the matter was essentially the same as the child's." Sandusky said "he had done this with other children in the past." Schultz informed Spanier and Curley that the investigation of the matter was closed as such."


What's striking about 1998 is nobody even spoke to Sandusky ... including the coach [Paterno] who was steps away from Sandusky's office." Freeh said...Then there's the fact that that Schultz had testified that, "I was never aware that 'Penn State police investigated inappropriate touching in a shower, in 1998." Yeah, he screwed himself!

Then there's the emails back and forth between Paterno, Spanier, Schultz, and Curley, after the 2001 incident McQueary brought to their attention...Emails that made it clear that Paterno wanted it to be kept quiet...And even though they all knew it could hurt them, they all agreed to go along with it...

Then Thursday afternoon THIS came out...Yes, Penn State University switched the feed just as the Freeh Report was being released...Did these dummies not learn from the mistakes of Paterno and Spanier, Schultz, and Curley? For God's sake you idiots, it's 2012...Switching the channel won't stop people from getting the information! After this, along with the years of the cover-up, The State of Pennsylvania needs to cut off all funding to the University...Seriously, screw these people and their history of secrecy, and protection of a child rapist...

Over the months I've been calling for the NCAA to bring down the "Death Penalty" on Penn State...Many people think that's too far, saying this has nothing to do with Football and NCAA sports...BULLSHIT!

You had one of the most highly regarded coaches in the history of College Football, leading the cover-up of one of his assistant coaches being a child molester and rapist...Paterno and his 3 musketeers felt is was more important to protect his image, and the image of Penn State Football, then to protect innocent kids from getting raped in the team showers, team hotels, and Sandusky's basement bedroom...The myth of Paterno, and Penn State was all they cared about...This has everything to do with College Football and sports...

These fools didn't even realize that the world would have stood by them, and respected them had they Cut ties with Sandusky and turned him in at the first sign of trouble...But Paterno was blinded by his own ego, and probably some dumb-ass loyalty to his former assistant coach and friend...And to all those who refuse to believe the facts that Paterno was involved, and keep defending him, first, wake up! Second...Tell me, when this story first broke, WHY did Paterno transfer EVERYTHING into his wife's name? He knew he was dirty...He knew it would be found out...He knew there would be civil suits...He knew he was guilty...That bastard got off easy by dying...And I'll tell you this...It won't surprise me if even worse, and darker things come out about Paterno, Spanier, Schultz, and Curley...

At the top I said I want the head of that stupid fucking statue...I was thinking, I'd cash in my kids college funds, to pay whoever chopped it off, and brought it to me...But instead, let's keep it there...Let it be a reminder that our icons aren't always who we think they are...Put up a plague next to it...

'Joe Paterno, legendary football coach, and protector of child rapists, and all around fucking asshole with stupid big, glasses!'

Later, The Beeze.

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