NHL
Roberto Luongo Is An Overrated C*nt
Category: NHL
Tags: NHL Tim Thomas Boston Bruins Vancouver Canucks Roberto Luongo Stanley Cup Finals

  Yeah I said it...And if you follow me on Twitter you may have noticed me tweeting that few times...I have made a habit of tweeting throughout the Stanley Cup Finals...And Luongo, and Burrows have taken most of my hate...And now it will continue...

After game 5 Luongo decided to criticize Boston goalie Tim Thomas, and how he plays...mainly talking about the game winning goal Thomas gave up in game 5...Here's what he said...

"It's not hard if you're playing in the paint. It's an easy save for me, but if you're wandering out and aggressive like he does, that's going to happen. He might make some saves that I won't, but in a case like that, we want to take advantage of a bounce like that and make sure we're in a good position to bury those."

okay, not too bad...But the guy who gave up 8 goals in game 3 may want to shut his mouth...Just for the record, Thomas has given up 6 goals in 5 games...Only 6 goals from the 171 shots he has faced...In those same 5 games Luongo faced 155 shots and has given up 14 goals, and was yanked and put on the bench during the third period of game 4...So again, Luongo may want to shut the fuck up...

Then after getting a bit of heat for running his mouth, this dolt Luongo opened it again, saying, "I said he might make some saves that I don't. I was just saying, on that particular play, I would have played it different. That's the difference between me and him. I have been pumping his tires ever since the series started. I haven't heard one nice thing he had to say about me. That's the way it is."

Umm, why would Thomas have to say nice about Luongo, you overrated cunt!?! By the way, it's not that Thomas hasn't said anything nice about you...He hasn't said anything about you...That's the difference, he doesn't talk about the guy at the other end...He just goes out there and plays his game...And guess what? Thomas isn't an overrated cunt! Luong is...I'll Take Tim Thomas any day before an overrated cunt!




Later The Beeze.

 

Boston Bruins Have the Momentum Now
Category: NHL
Tags: Boston Bruins Vancouver Canucks

It’s pretty clear now that the two losses the Boston Bruins suffered in Vancouver, which weren’t even close to blowouts were merely a time to get familiar with a team they played only once during the regular season. They appear to be pretty quick learners because they dished out two beatings on the President Trophy winning Canucks outscoring them to the tune of 12-1 including last night’s 4-0 shutout. It’s been bothering me hearing, “”what’s wrong with the Canucks”? Is it possible there’s nothing wrong with them and they’ve been outplayed, outscored, man handled, throttled and not used to this type of physical play? I think so. If you’re not a hockey fan you might think it’s just a matter of home ice, but that’s not the case. Last night Vancouver clearly showed how soft they really are. At the end of the game when things got really chippy the whistle blew and Adam McQuaid found himself with helmet and gloves off and ready to go, only problem was one Canuck fell to the ice and covered his head, turtling like I’ve never seen before, the other hung around the referee begging for protection, or so it seemed. If you’re a Canuck fan you had to be embarrassed, I would be. This team has shown no heart, no grit and no desire to win. They also have put on some of the worst acting jobs I’ve ever seen when trying to get penalties called on Boston. Last night I counted 4 times where Canuck players winced, grabbed a body part or fell to the ice acting like they were boarded or tripped, and they’ve been doing this the whole series. I truly believe if this team were to play in the eastern conference they’d all be hospitalized for trauma for all they seem to go through. I won’t even talk about the constant whining and crying this team displays, it’s a joke.

For Vancouver’s Roberto Luongo, he got tuned up for 8 goals in game three, refused to come out of the net after the score hit 5-1, last night he gave up 4 more and got the yank and Corey Schneider the former BC standout was put in and didn’t give up a point. Rumor has it Luongo will be in net on Friday night in Vancouver. Will home ice for the Canucks be enough for them to come out of this funk some say they’re in? My opinion is no. Boston has gotten into Luongo’s head and like Carey Price of the Montreal Canadian’s the pressure now is to go in front of the home crowd and stop Boston from getting a 3 game to 2 lead in a series that not a week ago had Vancouver up 2-0. There’s a lot of pressure put on Canadian teams to deliver and deliver big, and when it comes to a team like the lowly Bruins it’s even more so, their pride is on the line and it’s a lot for a player to have to deal with and Luongo has demonstrated in these playoffs that the closer they are to a finish the more he fails to come up big. In the first round the Canucks played the defending Stanley Cup champion Chicago Blackhawks who entered the playoffs as the 8thseed, they were down 3-0 and forced a game seven as Luongo fell apart. If you’re on the ice for Vancouver you have to start to wonder will he be able to come up big when they need him too and it’s frustrating when a team is put in this position because they find themselves cheating more defensively to help aid a struggling goalie, they lose that confidence in him and now it frees up loads of room for an opponent, particularly one like Boston who plays physical and who has some very fast forwards to be able to keep play in the offensive zone. You can’t be worrying about defense and expect to score goals in a series like this.

With Tim Thomas playing lights out goaltending, not to mention he's not taking any shit from the Canucks forwards, having knocked Henrik Sedin on his ass the other night and then taking it to Burrows last night for slashing the stick out of his hands, the Bruins are firing on all cylinders, the defense has been smothering and they've got the Canucks chasing them all over the ice. Vancouver wasn't able to even setup in the offensive zone on the power play, at even strength they barely got to half ice before being met by 3 Bruin defenders who would break up the play and move towards Luongo for another shot.

The momentum has shifted to Boston and both teams have to make the flight 3,000 miles back to Vancouver, but one team is riding high, the other is wondering how to get back into playoff form and do so in less than 48 hours, this is no easy task. I’m expecting Boston to bring just as physical a game to Vancouver as they played in Boston and if they steal game 5 in Vancouver, this series is over on Monday night in Boston! 


 

A Letter To Thrasher Fans
Category: NHL
Tags: Atlanta Thrashers Winnipeg Jets

It’s no news the Atlanta Thrashers are in the final stages of being sold to a group from Winnipeg, but if you’re a fan, or as I like to call them, Casual Observer’s, you think that whatever you post on the Atlanta Journal Constitution’s website will have some sort of impact on this deal. Well I’m sorry to break the news to you, it won’t. So what I’m going to do is address all of your concerns from threads I’ve read in a Letter To The Thrasher Fans!

 

Dear Thrashers Fans,

In the last few weeks I’ve had the pleasure to read with great interest all your takes on the current scenario that has the team moving north of the border to Winnipeg. I’ve watched as “Peg From Winni”  explained that hockey in Atlanta was doomed from the beginning, only to have her parents placing certain foreign objects in various orifices of their body by “Sage In Blueland”. (And what the fuck is “Blueland”?) I found myself rolling on the floor last night when PJ suggested how both cities, Atlanta and Winnipeg could make this a win-win situation for both cities, their idea? Have Atlanta play the first half of the season here and the second half of the season in Winnipeg. Like I said, I fell to the fucking floor LMAO over that one. Talk about desperate.

 I've enjoyed the constant ranting by all of you, blaming the Atlanta Spirit Group for their shortcomings as owners for not putting a championship team on the ice, even though you had the likes of Hossa and Kovalchuk , both who couldn’t get the fuck out of town fast enough, made the playoffs in your 6th season but were swept by the Rangers. Even after a great season it didn’t take long the following year for ticket sales to plummet, crowd music to be piped in during the announcements of the players only to have the lights go up and see half a stadium empty, and those in attendance outnumbering the locals by donning Flyers garb or the Bruins or any other away team. I found that you all had a lot of gall to sit there and feel slighted you didn’t have a Stanley Cup team in the short nine years the team existed, coming off with that mightier than thou attitude that this is a great hockey city and the fans deserved to have a winning team while places like Boston, Chicago and even San Jose and Vancouver have diehard fans supporting their teams winning and losing, but you feel slighted because you hadn’t hung a banner yet..let me just say this - FUCK YOU!

 What’s really been the most fun however, is the never-ending cheerleading whenever Chris “I Kiss Thrasher Brass Ass So I Don’t Lose My Press Pass” Vivlamore posted his updates on the pending sale and you all insisted there had to be a new local owner to step up, like Anson Carter (and yes “LadyThrasher” that one) who has stated over and over he was interested about a year ago and has no desire to lose 170 million ducats he didn’t have any way to keep the team here. Arthur Blank, founder of Home Depot and owner of the Falcons turned off his hearing aid too, he has no desire to lose hard earned millions made off of hardware and Makita drills to give all 37 Thrasher fans a place to play 2-3 nights a week. And then there was Tom Glavine, the Braves All-Star Pitcher and former Billerica Mass. hockey star who came to the table with the desire to keep the team here, that is until he opened the books and they bled all over him and the group he assembled. From what I heard the scene resembled something out of the movie Carrie. I’ll keep in mind this is all management's fault and the fans are being shafted, you certainly should never have to lose a SECOND team due to ticket sales and lost revenue.

 And finally, to the ONE Thrasher fan that actually went to “Select-A-Seat-Day” and purchased a season ticket, I say you’re the biggest fucking dope of the bunch. You do know there are no refunds and you’ll now have to attend all the Winnipeg home games right?

 Signed,

You’ll never See Hockey Again in Atlanta 


 

Gary Bettman Has Saved the NHL
Category: NHL
Tags: NHL Gary Bettman Glenn Healy Vancouver Canucks canucks Fans Tits

 
After much talk, and way too much bitching and whining from no good, former shitty backup goalie, cunt-rags like Glenn Healy...Gary Bettman put his foot down, and first kept Vancouver's Green Men from touching the glass of the visiting teams penalty box...Then they were banned...

God forbid fans have fun, and have a little interaction with the players...Hockey fans have always taunted, and razzed players...But twats like Healy bitched, and Bettman, listened...Once again, Bettman had pissed me off...

But wait...What is this? My God Gary Bettman, you are a genius! The Green Men have been replaced with a nice set of creamers!


You've won me over Bettman...I'm all in with you asshole! I'll take nice cans over Green dudes doing hand-stands any day!

Later The Beeze.

 

Hey Montreal, This One Is For You!!!
Category: NHL
Tags: Canadian fans Montreal Canadians

 

After Listening to Montreal fans chant Ole' for three periods I felt it was only fair for this Bruins fan to let them know exactly what it is we think of them and their rally cry....(if you "putt from the rough"  you might not want to watch this)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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