We are merely days away from an epic sporting event yes the Pro Football Championship Game . The talk of deflated footballs and the phoney disgust has gotten to me. † Troy Aikman Iím talking about You, and Yes Mark Brunell you as well. Ray Lewis just join that party. All you self centered pundits from ESPN† you to. All you self anointed keepers in the game† the media you too. A few under pressured footballs isnít like I donít know beating a child, or Kicking the crap out of your wife in elevator. Itís not even as bad as being in a Limo while your thug buddies murder a dude. But hey who I Ďm I to make any kind of judgement on any of these small people.
The facts folks are the NFL has nothing they investigated,potential wrong doing and came away with nothing. They hired Ted Wells itís †a smoke screen because they have nothing. How can I say that it is simple Bill Belichick doesnít call a press conference on Saturday and explain PSI† far better than Bill Nye the science guy. Bill the Football Coach has Robert the paper guy who has lots of paper to hire real like MIT scientists to conduct such expierements. Speaking of Robert the paper guy he doesnít come out and shoot one over General Roger†Cornwallis Goodells bow without knowing†the outcome. The NFL has nothing.
Perhaps, Cornwallis Goodell needs to conduct a little internal investigation on who in his office is liking stuff to Bob Kravitz. Bob whio is your source...you started this whole ridicoulous thing . How did the office let under inflated balls into the game if they actually inspected them. Who told Jay Glazier about twinkles the ball boy. You all know twinkles. He was the kid that stopped with the footballs and took a leak. 90 seconds I belief he took a leak couldnít deflate 12 balls in 90 seconds. †He canít get back in with out some leakage in his draws in 90 seconds. Not tobe confused with the Leakage from the league. He is more the embrassing type leakage especially if he was wearing light colored pants.
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All Gabbers grab 12 balls from around your house grab an inflation pin †have them good now †head off to your bathroom.Are you in the bathroom with your balls and your pin?†Ok now as you are taking a piss, control your urination system while trying to deflate the 12 balls you just brought in there with you make sure your timing it as well. For females try it sitting youíll have more success than your male counter parts. Donít forget to wash your hands when finished.
Unfortunately Twinkles is going to take the fall when† the investigation concludes in March or April and they will fine the Patriots, fire Twinkles and discipline the officiating crew. Lets face it this is a witch hunt outside 5 and half New England states (only have of CT) America hates the Patriots. Sounds pretty un Patriotic too me.Of course if this was the Vikings wait they had a scandal †while leave them out of course their rogue makes millions unlike Twinkles who makes Hundreds. Ditto for the Ravens. Yeah Suh is all I can say about the Lions. I know how about some of the other most hated teams in the NFL the Cowboys people hated them because they were good Yeah Iíll even give Troy credit.
So we will go to the Raiders if they were accused of† underinflating balls no one would give two shits . Same thing with all the other teams.
If this was the Cowboys in their heyday or the Steelers the pitch forks would be out for them as well. Letís face it we hate teams that win consistently over time. Raise your hands Yankee haters, My hand is going up on the Montreal Canadiens and The Pittsburgh Penguins. Come on Celtic Haters or Laker Haters or Bulls Haters. You all know why? you hate these teams because you want somebody else. Because they have been there year after year, Look how much hate was spun toward the King and the Miami Heat up goes my hand.
Iím a Patriots Fan and a season ticket holder and Iím damn proud of it. I went to my first Patriots game in 1971 and watched them play the Chicago Bears in a preseason game. I have lived through Jim Plunkett, Steve Grogan, Jim Nance, John Hannah, Mike Hynes , Stanley Morgan, Hugh Millen I even endured friggin I.M. Hipp I have scene this team suck so bad that NFL Films used more footage of them in the Football Follies than anybody else.
I cried when that piece of dirt Jack Tatum parylized Daryl Stingley. Iím a Patriot and Damn proud of it so going into their 8th Superbowl . the rest of America can kiss my Patriotic ass.† I thank the Coach, the Quarterback and the owner Mr. Kraft especially for allowing me the privledge of being a season Ticket holder. I pay my money gladly because of the years of entertainment I have gotten outof this team, win loose or draw it has †all been special. So Pats haters my Red , White and Blue ass is here so you all can kiss it.
The reality is the Patriots are fucked either way from all the cowards in the media and on twitter if they won they cheated and if the loose they deserve to loose because they cheated. Whether the did or didnít has become irrelevant in thisnutty society. We are talking th equvilant of scuffed baseball take the friggin thing remove it from the game and move on.
Twinkles we are†in your corner as well. The patriots will raise the Flag on Sunday for their 4 th Championship.†