Lanz

What would you like to share?



Friends
Friend Since 9/4/2009
Offline
Friend Since 7/27/2009
Offline
Friend Since 6/17/2009
Offline
Friend Since 3/21/2012
Offline
Friend Since 7/26/2009
Offline
Friend Since 7/7/2011
Offline
Friend Since 10/3/2010
Offline
Friend Since 9/15/2010
Offline
Friend Since 8/26/2010
Offline
Friend Since 6/17/2009
Offline

Displaying 10 of 12 Friends
Shout Box
Only my friends can post.
No one has posted. Be the first!


The World According To Lanz
Talking Sports
Posted by Lanz on Thursday, November 27, 2014 at 4:15:00 AM

The Day The Red Sox Stole Thanksgiving

It was quiet on Yawkey Way after a less than stellar 2014. The Red Sox swore they wouldnít sign old guys to long term contracts. The visions of too much cash on hand and not enough bang for the buck was the thought. They tried to develop the young which made it fun. †As the three grinches conjured up a plan their hearts shrank at the †TV ratings and being in last I may effect the gate although all the tickets were sold just ask them.. Their thinking was too get pitching that they hand and gave away. One starter as fragile as he wonít cut it.Our motto was we wonít pay more than three years but then again we make the rules and we can break the rules..

So they thought long and they thought hard. They† didnít care for all the Beans being tossed in Beantown. Because ultimately,they were the bean counters. They talked, they simmered and they brewed .Then the laughed at 9bucks a brew. The team a few miles down the road was stealing headlines left and right. They thought hard they thought long and they didnít want to fight.

So they looked and they paid and they looked some more. They came up a plan. A plan that would bring the ratings back. A plan that would get all of Beantown back. A plan so diabolical they would again be on top.

Then they thought some more, we had a Ramirez for a while and we had two at one time kind both same. We will have to pull out the old Hammy excuse but what they hey. The new kids †were slacking and the ratings were lacking..So they said after nine years he is still hacking.

From their perch on Yawkey way. They said we will pay. We will bring the Panda and give him extra Turkey and Trimmings and We will bring back another Ramirez. We will use them to market and maybe replace †the deshelved old Wally with a larger than life panda. Maybe we will cross breed them and sell millions of stuffed Wallty Pandas.

Than with a flash we have all or Manny excuses this time it will be hanly being Hanly. Missing Games will use the Hanlyís hammie excuse.

As Beantown was getting ready, the kids home form college , with the new girl or the new beau. It was time it was time to still Benatowns thinking from turkey and Gravy . To thoughts of Pandas and Hanly being Hanly b.rs. Beantown was a buzz with giving thanks and the Red Sox came in and took it away with talks of Rotations and lineups. But alas they had one more big fish to fry and they again laughed at the luxury tax. They had their eyes set on a top notch guy. A guy they could of kept only few monthes earlier. Talk in Beantown went from giving thanks to getting a rotation and that how the Red Sox stole Thanks Giving.

NHL

The Boston Bruins have been screwed, yes the NHL has screwed one of their elite best franchises. The Bruins have played on Black Friday at noon for as long as I can remember and certainly as long as the 20 year old New Garden has existed. The Bruins were always followed with a The Celtics playing the night cap. This year the NHL and NBC have decided that the Rangers and Flyers will play at Noon. Meaning the bruins canít play due to some contractual arrangement. The Bruins will be playing at ^;30 and the Celtics are on the road. I hate when TV screws with tradition that Friday afternoon game was usually fun family game. Thanks NHL and Thanks NBC for screwing with tradition Damn I forgot to give Thanks.

Lil Warriors Report

The boys lately have taken on a Big Bad Bruin or a Broad Street Bully persona. They are spending lots and lots of time in the penalty box sometimes 3 deep. Of couse if your always playing short handed you canít win.. Another loss this past weekend. But I have to share at one point there were 3 in the box one on a matching roughing, one on a High stick and one for a perfect check except they canít check at this level. There in the box and one says itís party and they start raising their hands and singing. Of course I got called in a sub coach. I was next to them on the bench. I was killing myself laughing inside . outside I went into coaches mode and just said knock that shit off.

Zebra Tales

I drew the 127 meeting of Malden Golden Tornadoes and the Medford Mustangs. Of course there has been good office banter this week my boss and our Intern are both Mustangs and fo me while I was a Golden Tornado. There werenít many games last week so I got my first weekend off since August. I enjoyed it even raked leaves.

The Gobble awards

5 Gobbles go to Both Adrain Petersen and Ray Rice. Neither guy could be any dumber. Rice the wife beater . Petersen the child beater you choose .

4 Gobbles Jamis Winston can thi kid be any dumber.

3 gobbles Tiger Woods after 5 years you would think he would learn just be quiet and donít say word. But he found Dan Jenkins faux article offensive of course he created it and Jenkins just at 84 just kept his wits.

2 Gobbles That dumb ass Vontaze burfict of the Bengals for twisting and trying to break Cam Newtons ankles.

1 Gobble †The Dumb ass Kid from Utah who dropped the ball before he got into the endzone and allowed Oregon to return it a hunded yards for aTouchdown.

Final Thoughts

To all my Friends here at the Gab and their families I wish you all a Happy Healthy Thanksgiving and Keep your thoughts for our friend Jeff and his Dad.

Happy Birthday to my twin sons who turned 15 yesterday Mike (Laser) and Dan (non sports) are the two great kids or young men as different as night and day but both kind and respectful and awesome.Iím proud of both of you. Happy Birthday Boys.

Check Harry Out on the Left†

Comments?(5)

Talking Sports
Posted by Lanz on Thursday, November 20, 2014 at 4:00:00 AM

We are one week away from Turkey Day, can you believe it?

I have several things on my mind this week. Some Iím not sure if Iím barking up the right tree. This week was kind of salute to soldiers I guess I looked at as a total marketing thing from the NFL . What the NFL is doing is donating 100 dollars per point in all salute to soldiers games† for three worthwhile organiziations. The Pat Tillman Fund, The USO, and the Wounded Warrior Project. Each team will host a salute to soldiers game this month, Iím thinking or at least I hope the merchandise sale of all the Cameo stuff with your team emblem on it helps support these organizations and help make the 100 dollars a point happen.

The Sheriff came down hard or Adrian Petersen can I just voice my opinion on this here and now. I donít give a rats ass about Adrian Petersen or Ray Rice for that matter. I think the Commissioners scolding of Petersen in the letter he sent was justified. I also think all these †pundits saying we must do whats best for the league and Adrian are full of crap. We must do whatís best ffor a four year kid and hopefully Adrian remembers which four old †from which mother.and makes it right for both of them.

Uniforms enough is enough, I canít tell who is who anymore.. Boise state donít where all Blue against the Blue Turf itís a mecca for seagull poop.

Go Head try to find the Boise State Players

Yes they have a seagull problem they have had it for years. The poor bird Brains think the turf is the ocean crash bang need I say more. Miami Dolphins Teal on Teal against a green Field really wear white pants or white shirts all you needed was ateal helmet.

Miami Dolphins Teal shirts and teal pants agains a green field

The Packers what was that uniform on Sunday? Lombardi Is rolling over in his grave. Go back to green and gold.

Look at #78 or is that 718 Can you Imagine Mean Joe Greene or Jack Lambert in these.

Do You see a difference between those and these?

Pittsburgh seriously donít where those prison , three stooges uniforms any more Black and Gold and your not doing any favors fo the girthy guys in those.

Hey it was fun with Maryland and Oregon we could make fun of them. But the U I couldnít tell it was the U the other night against FSU. Oklahoma State Really Go back to†white helmet with an Orange OSU make Pistol Pete proud.

I like throwbacks in the NFL as much as the next guy Iím not offended when the Cowboys break out the white helmets with the big Blue Star or the Lions where their regular uni with no emblem on the helmet. I just† think we have gone too far with the college uniforms and I hope the NFL doesnít follow suit.

Jonias Grey rushed for 201 yards on Sunday Night I was thinking remember when a hundred yard game was special.. It brought back memories of October 18, 1976 a Monday Night game at the time with 6year old Foxboro Stadium Quarterback. Steve Grogan rushed for 103 yards against Joe Namath and the Jets. The Patriots won 41-7..

There have been a lot of 200 yard rushing games in recent years. It got me thinking about why and how. The answer I believe is simple the NFL is a passing league and the run is used to compliment the pass. The defenses are mainly man and zone coverage without getting into a bunch of schemes that result in man and zone coverage. Defenses simply donít play the run. When an offensive line controls the defensive of line in a game the result is a big day for the backs.† The league has gone from a running league to a passing league. Lets tally up some points with big plays is the thought process.there are some †throws that act like runs 3 or 4 yard passes in the flat 5to 7 yards across the middle. The days of Riggins right, Riggins left and pass on third down are gone for the most part but a solid game play that exposed a really weak run defense† sometimes brings those days of run first pass second back.

Lakesider Report

Boys again played a decent game on Sunday they couldnít bye a bounce. I have to give Coach Glen some credit. Lil lanz was playing Defense and he did everything he could on one play just trying aggravate a kid just trying to break him up and run him wide and did but some how the puck bounced in. Lillanz came back to the bench head down coach Glen went over gave a tap on the helmet and gave him a lil back rub told him he did a good job on the play. Thatís coaching.

Finally

Last Friday Night the MRS and I celebrated our 22nd wedding anniversary at a very nice asian restaurant. They had a combination menu of† both Japanese and Chinese . I got a teriyaki steak that was cooked †to perfection with lots of veggies. The Mrs went for the yerayki Chicken it was a nice night out.

Comments?(11)

Talking Sports
Posted by Lanz on Thursday, November 13, 2014 at 2:38:03 AM

The bye week is awful not as bad as Thursday Night Football. But awful, I realize itís good for your team to heal up and get some well deserved rest. But Iím a fan damn it. Itís all about me not a bunch of millionaires. Sure there was Football on. There was a good game with the Bills and the Chiefs. The Chiefs knocking them off... Then it was the Giants and the Seahawks yawn The Seahawks winning 38-17 with leaves needing raking and early darkness dinner and a 5:40 Hockey game No Giants or Seahawks yawn. Itís time to settle in and watch the Bears and the Packers. I was there in my living room all nestled on my couch Ruby the wonder dog by my side Damn dog ten pounds of terror she must of scared those damn Bears away because they didnít show up. To bad it was dark and cold the leaves needed to be raked again. Yeah , the bye weeks sucks, No Tom Brady, No Vince Wilfork, No Gronk damn. But Leaves got raked even though by days end it didnít look like it. My damn neighbor has been away there are no leaves in his yard only mine. Damn leaves.

MLB

Kung Fu Panda coming to Fenway so the rumors have it. That lil Pork Chop of a First Baseman who is asking for way too much cash and will fill a need on Yawkey Way could be on his way. Iím not really liking the idea. I can see Buck Showalter bunting a lot down the Third Base line, Ditto for Joe Giradi. Sure the guy can hit and sure for a guy that size he is athletic and a champion for us fat guys everywhere. However, since this is the about me blog . I want a guy that can hit the Green Monster and get a double not a single. Letís face it was outfielders today are pretty quick and most can play the wall. Sure occasionally a guy can mis read abounce or moves in to tight to the Wall and miss plays it. Most donít.. Maybe the panda can rake my damn leaves and get in shape that way.

There also a lot of rumors that the Red Sox will oen the purse strings and break there so called† player value and are willing to pay John Lester to return. I would love it absolutely love it but, Iím of the opinion that it is rumor and only a rumor what else do writers have to do at those GM meetings or owners meetings† sit around and float rumors.

Give me a source other one unnamed source in the know.

NHL

The NHL are thinking Expansion(dumb asses). In los Vegas . This will be headed up by William Foley and the Maloof† of Family of Sacremento Kings owners and another city in the Western US.. according to the NY Post†

. This league is finally doing some good things and have a decent TV money† and a deplitated talent pool. Although the article said there is no time table on expansion., now or the near future isnít the time to expand. If you want to move a couple of teams that makes more sense move the Coyotes or the Panthers or both. There are some very weak fan bases throughout the league and there are too many team as it is. We know they wonít contract the number of teams but they shouldnít expand. The league is enjoying a bunch of success now is not the team to expand. I will predict a franchise in Vegas will flop as much as an NFL team in London. I donít like and it is totally not necessary.

LIL Warriors Report

Boys had a few tough games over the weekend battling both Saturday and Sunday in close games than the wheels fell off both games. The boys were down 4-1 Saturday battled back to 4-3 with about 6 minutes left and the wheels came off losing 8-3. Just freaky goals bad bounces crappy rebounds and what not and an empty netter.

Sunday Lil lanz poked home his 3rd goal of the season. Boys were in a 4-4 tie and ended up losing 7-4 in a nasty chippy game. That almost brought the coaches to blows. Iím happy to say calmer heads prevailed. Our head coach argues and off sides call that resulted in a goal and he was ejected. He was right the kid was 4 feet over the Blue line when he scored. That took the wind out of the sails.

On Tuesday the boys got a nice win in a good hockey game back in fourth yes it was Veterans †Day game. Asked Lil Lanz check is bag , he said he did . he forgot his Hockey pants. The Mrs. Wasnít too happy driving to the rink about 20 minutes away with a bunch of other stuff on her plate. She got them there in time. I was suppose to work too many things to do and too many leaves to rake. I took the day off.

Zebra Tails

As the season is coming to end. I had a rare Saturday Night Game this week as I worked Friday as well. Saturday I left for the game right after Lil Lanzís Hockey game. It was a lousy game two 1-7 teams.

This Bear always showed up. he doen't have to rake the leaves.

One team couldnít move the ball so they brought in their version of the Fridge. Kid had to be 6-3† and 3 Bills. His first run from scrimmage it took 8 kids to bring him down. Iím thinking there wasnít a kid over 200 pounds on that defense. A few more runs a few first downs. They stopped him fourth and goal from the 2 all 11 kids stood him up at the goalline. It was†like a barn raising. It was a bragging rights game as I was to find out both head coaches were roommates. They donít normally play each other.

Monday , I had a JV game scheduled at 4pm† it gets dark at 5.(no lights at this field). It a nice turf practice field that they play their sub varsity games on. .Before the turf was installed a few years ago the tree line use to jet out at one end of th field made for some weird plays. According to the home team the coach is a pretty good guy. The AD changed the game to 3:30 of course he forgot to tell us and the visiting team as the bus pulled in at 3:45. Only two Officials in that game . (Damn you run a lot in those). We got both coaches to agree that it would be 9 minutes running time per quarter and two minutes regular time at th end of each half.

The last three plays I could †not see who had the ball we let those playskill themselves.Nobody got hurt and we got it in everybody worked together to get done Coaches , officials, and players. Chalk that one up to experience.. Itís time to rake the leaves again!

Comments?(6)

Talking Sports
Posted by Lanz on Thursday, November 06, 2014 at 4:15:00 AM

It was a typical NFL Sunday in Foxboro last week. As the Patriots came out and did what the Patriots do there †and have done for the better† part of the last 15 years. They simply win at home.. Rain and snow started the day off with blistery winds. By game time the Autumn Wind was a Patriot. The game itself had itís moments a great catch by Gronk, A punt return by Edelman and a big interception by Nikovitch.. AS much as the game was pretty much over by halftime there was still something special about it..

The two icons on the field battling one guy up and adding to the score. The other trying to get his team back into the game and taking every yard given to him. As much as the game itself was nothing special.

The Quarterbacks were. How many more times will we see these two first ballot Hall of Famers battle it out. This time it was Brady . he was well prepared and executed the game plan well to beat Denver who probably player for player is the best team in the league.

It was also Manning leaving you† with the feeling of know lead is safe as long as number 18 was calling the shots. I was at the game and even with the clock and the score indicating a sure Patriots Victory that uneasy feeling was still in my gut up until maybe the last 3 minutes of the game. That is what a peyton Manning or a Tom Brady for that matter does to the opposing fandom. You never eally feel secure with a victory when the opposing Quarterback is either one of these guys.

It was a good win for the Patriots and it was absolutely fun to watch both quarterbacks battle head to toe. I have only missed one patriot home game in the last 15 years. And I have seen this battle many times. Everytime it is something special a treat no matter what the end result is. This feel right in line with the others.

Laser was at the game with me. He had the best line. At the start of the game there was a moment of silence for the late great mayor of the City of Boston the honorable , Thomas Menino. When Peyton throw for the third Bronco TD. The crowd was silenced. Laser turms to me and says dad. It is quieter now than during the moment of silence.

NHL

The Boston Bruins honored former Bruin tough guy Shaun Thornton last night as he returned to The TD North oh Damn it. The New Boston Garden. Last night as a member of the Florida Panthers. Ok, if we had to trade him why are we honoring him. Other players have returned and ayb they get a little ovation from the fans. But this was a whole video thing before the game on the Jumbotron. It is like Thornton was a local guy. It wasnít like it was Ray Bourque returning with his Avalanche Cup and the late mayor giving Ray the honor at City Hall Plaza. It was a tough guy who served the Bruins well in his role for several years.

LIL Warriors report.

Boys lost a chippy one on Saturday Night. 4-2 another close battle. The boys had plenty of pressure and again outplayed the opposition . they just couldnít get the puck to go in. Lil Lanz who had two penalties all last year. Got two in this one. A roughing matching penalty early and a mystery slash late as he as digging for the puck and trying to poke it loose. Boys have a busy week games both days and a Veterans Day morning match up as well.

Zebra Tales.

Friday Night were are going into the locker room at halftime and this kid is waiting just inside the gate from the field before we got to the locker room. He is dressed in a refs outfit has sun glasses on and a Blind stick in his hand . As we came off the field he high fived all of us. It was Halloween Night so I thought it was pretty funny as did the rest of our crew.

On Saturday I got called to do an official clock. I said beautiful . the weather sucks cold run and windy as hell. Perfect. I get to the school one of those Haughty Taughty High Schools that looks like a college and costs as much as† a decent college to send your kid there. I look at the field itís grass no stands. Instead of being in the booth nice and dry. I was on a damn scaffolding. Soaked. The only guy who had it worse than I did† was the guy filming the game . he was on the top level of the scaffolding I was beneath him. Everytime the damn wind blow the thing would shake. So be it I had fun the guys on the crew were all great and they kept me laughing the entire game. Of course I went home I think I stayed in the shower for a good 45 minutes.

Comments?(12)

Talking Sports
Posted by Lanz on Thursday, October 30, 2014 at 5:43:58 AM

The San Francisco Giants ended the Cinderella story of the Kansas City Royals last night in a tight ball game. In ending the Royals Cinderella story they created a fairy tale of their own. 3 World Series Championships and 5 years. This is mainly due to a guy name Madison who has the word Bum in his last name. The guy is absolutely no Bum. Madison Bumgarner was lights out on 2 days rest and he was lights out two days again and he has been lights out in this entire playoffs.

This kid stepped up big time and took home the big prize, in one of the most enjoyable World Series in recent years. I openly admit I wanted the Royals to win it was their turn their destiny. I love great pitching and great pitching performances and this kid did the job. He put the Giants on his shoulders and carried them to the promise land. My question is why isnít Bruce Bochy ever in conversation of the games best managers? The guy just continues to win. He sneaks in and takes care of business.. Congrats to Jake Peavy winning rings in back to back years.

The games are over now and the Giants are Champions once again. The nonsense begins and the speculation of free agency is upon us. We will get overly concerned of how much this team or that team is willing to pay for a #3 starter. We will be in shock of contract sizes and amounts. Deep down we all know if we had the talent we would take the money as well. Itís a short life in baseball you take the cash when you can and when somebody is willing to pay. We get blinded by all this stuff and all we yearn for is that April Day when all that matters is†what happens between the lines. If next season was as good as this season while just maybe we will be in for a treat.

Brady vs Manning

Peyton is coming to Foxboro this week and if you think hard about this it could be the last regular season game between Manning and Brady. In what has been an awesome rivalry over the years.. The wheels have been put back on the Patriots bus and the Broncos seem to just do everything right with the exception of their scoreboard guy. This should be one helluva football game. If you had asked me a few weeks ago I would say this was going to be a blow out at Foxboro and not by the home team. I still think the Broncos win this one. But I also think the Patriots give them all they can handle. Yes. I wonít be surprised of the Patriots pull it either... There was some back up at the gates getting into Gillette Stadium Sunday stood in line for over an hour.

NBA

The NBA is underway. I know you donít care. But I have one question there are only two guys in that league Koby and LeBron . What happened to all the other guys?

NHL

Pucks are being shot all over the place...as opposed to fingers.

LIL Warriors oops I mean Lakesiders

The boys played their most competitive game to date losing 3-1 but it was a solid performance . Up and down game and they had their chances couldnít get a good bounce.

Lil Lanz much his dislike has been playing as a defenseman and maybe deep down he is embracing it because he made the play of his Hockey career Saturday. The boys were pressuring the other team and lil Lanz was anticipating the play coming up the leftside so he was more toward the middle of the blue line get ready to get† the puck got deflected to the rightside. Lil Lanz dives across the ice and gets his stick on it to keep it in the zone. Didnít think the boy had it in him but damn it was a great play.

Zebra Tales

Saturday, I eneded up with my Alma† Matta in a JV game. Growing up that city was hard working Irish, Italian an Jewish families. It was a† big suburban High School about 5 miles outside Boston. As time has gone and the school has gotten smaller and now is referred to as an urban High school. I got their JV game on Saturday morning (Right after Lil Lanzís Hockey Game) against one of their arch rivals† another high school who went through a similar transformation. The game was at the rivals home field. The rivals are a football powerhouse in Massachusetts. Kids on both teams all somehow know each other they would hit hard and than put a hand down to help the opponent up and ask if he was ok. That was cool.†

So there is a kid on My alma mattaís team keep in mind they were Blue and Gold †very similar to Notre Dame without the State House Golden Dome Helmets. Just plain gold.helmets. So this kid #12 is wearing this red ,green , and yellow socks with little you flags on the back of them. So a kid on the other team gets hurt.. #12 is sts on one knee and Iím standing next him and I ask him whatís up with your socks.(Sometimes I have to explore the mind of a 15/16 year old). He says man these are Robin Socks. The Quarterback is Batman and Iím his Robin . Sure enough there is the R for Robin on his socks. I look over at the QB he has Black and Gold socks on with a Batman emblem. Maybe they werenít legal but this isnít the NFL and this wasnít a varsity game... it was just two high school kids having a little Fun. I called the kid Robin the rest of the game.

This game was fun we would set the ball and kids on both sides would say than you sir.or they would drop the ball instead of handing it to us and say sorry sir. The Varisity Coach was there from my Alma Matta and we as a crew went over to him to compliment his kids and his JV coaches for that matter.

Comments?(16)

View All

My Posts
36 Hours Ago Lanz added a new blog titled Talking Sports
2 Days Ago Lanz commented on a blog - Buzz from the Bleachers
2 Days Ago Lanz commented on a blog - Deep Thoughts 11-26-14
3 Days Ago Lanz commented on a blog - Tuesday's Tantrums... in Grumblevision!
Nov 20th Lanz commented on a blog - Talking Sports
Nov 20th Lanz commented on a blog - Talking Sports
Nov 20th Lanz commented on a blog - Talking Sports
Nov 20th Lanz commented on a blog - Talking Sports
Nov 20th Lanz commented on a blog - Talking Sports
Shout Box
No one has posted. Be the first!


My Buddies
Friend Since 9/4/2009
Offline
Friend Since 7/27/2009
Offline
Friend Since 6/17/2009
Offline
Friend Since 3/21/2012
Offline
Friend Since 7/26/2009
Offline
Friend Since 7/7/2011
Offline
Friend Since 10/3/2010
Offline
Friend Since 9/15/2010
Offline
Friend Since 8/26/2010
Offline
Friend Since 6/17/2009
Offline
Friend Since 6/17/2009
Offline
Friend Since 6/16/2009
Offline

Displaying 12 of 12 Friends

This website is powered by Spruz