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A Public Apology to My Son Ryan...
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: MLB Ryan Braun Milwaukee Brewers

 

 

Please forgive me, Ryan...

 

At the time I did it...

 

I didn’t realize it would cause such a stir...

 

But...

 

It has...

 

And I know you are embarrassed by it...

 

My decision was hasty...

 

I should have thought it over...

 

But...

 

I did what I did...

 

I know ...

 

Your mom agreed with me at the time...

 

And I’m sure...

 

 

She’s sari, too...

 

But...

 

I will take the blame...

 

It’s all my fault...

 

The buck stops here...

 

I know it’s not easy for you...

 

Being called...

 

A fine “specimen” of a young man...

 

Followed by...

 

Laughter...

 

Or hearing...

 

“Urine good company, Ryan...”

 

Followed by...

 

More laughter...

 

And then asking you...

 

“If your middle initial is...”

 

“Peeeeeeeeeeeeee???”

 

Laughing hysterically now...

 

Yes, Ryan...

 

Being named Ryan isn’t easy these days...

 

You meet people and introduce yourself...

 

“Brian?” They ask...

 

“No, Ryan,” you reply...

 

“Oh, Rrrrrrrrrrrryan”...

 

“Like Ryan Braun, right???”

 

Ouch...

 

 

Sorry, Ryan...

 

I know...

 

Probably should have picked a different name...

 

Like George...

 

Or Henry...

 

Or Barack...

 

Any name but...

 

Ryan...

 

It’s too bad...

 

'Cus people will judge you by your name...

 

And think you break the rules, too...

 

Getting off with a...

 

"Technicality..."

 

Just a “sample” of what you’ll hear...

 

Right, Ryan???

 

I’m sorry...

 

So sorry...

 

 

Please accept my...

 

Apology...

 

And just remember this, son...

 

It’s always better...

 

Always better...

 

To take your lumps...

 

Admit you’re wrong...

 

When you're wrong...

 

And say you are sorry...

 

Than to fight it...

 

Twist it...

 

And win the battle...

 

But lose the war...

 

Even if you get off on a technicality, Ryan...

 

Yes, Ryan Braun...

 

Technically you won...

 

But in reality...

 

And especially with the fans...

 

You lost...

 

 

 

dvt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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