Hi kids, its your angry loose cannon from California here ready to fire a volley at College Football but first I have a very important (and serious) message that I’d like all to read!

I made a commitment to never again talk about SN, but in this case, I don’t think I’d be considered a hypocrite, so here goes… Those of you who partake or partook may know of a blogger named Chicago Flash.  He’s going through some serious medical issues right now.  I hope those of you who know of him can take the time to say a little prayer for both he and his family (including his newborn) and maybe drop him a line offering your support.  Let us all hope that December 11^th (or shortly thereafter) brings us good news from the blog of the Flash!  Tell him to fight like a MF’er and beat this back – and tell him “Gab Style” – I’m sure he’d appreciate it! 

Now back to the originally scheduled rant – lots of cuss words, but it’s well deserved.  I’ve bitched about schedules in college football, and now that three teams are about to get squeezed because they don’t fit into the media’s plans (Alabama/Texas), it’s time for me to go right the fuck off!!!

Politics suck, and when its conducted in the smoke filled back rooms of the BCS bigwigs, I get more pissed than a security guard covering the Wal-Mart front door on Black Friday.  We have to watch a game that these schysters have wanted since Day 1 – the SEC Champ vs. Texas.  So who gets screwed this time?   Err, Cincinnati of course.   I’ll give props to Alabama, they beat a watered down but still very tough SEC, as well as a very talented Virginia Tech team.  They ain’t flashy, at sometimes not even dominant, but they won and that’s all that matters.  Cincinnati showed major BALLS and played teams like Fresno State, Oregon State, Illinois (Not their first choice because the Big Boy of the Big Ten – Ohio State – is ducking them) and an improving Big East with teams like UCONN, South Florida, West Virginia, and Pitt. 

Tell me again, who did Texas play?  Oh yeah, UL Monroe, Wyoming, UTEP, UCF (Central Florida) and an incredibly watered down, injury plagued, and nowhere near competitive Big 12 in which they struggled with a Nebraska team who had no business being on the same field with the Horns let alone having the game come down to a field goal with one second left!  What boys, the Texas State team of Necessary Roughness lore wasn’t available? 

Hey Gabbers, I’d suggest to you that Cincinnati, TCU, or Boise State has just as much claim as Texas to play in the NC game based on comparative schedules.  Hook ‘em Horns – yeah right the only place those Long Horns went was up the Bearcats’ ass.

Let me call my shot – Cincinnati could beat both Alabama and Texas!  Screw you BCS!  Show some cajones and penalize Texas for their ridiculously easy schedule and even worse performance against Nebraska – PUT CINCINNATI INTO THE NC GAME!  You won’t do the right thing, so I don’t know why I’m screaming.  Let me move on before I have a coronary.

Oh yeah, Nice freaking job U$C.  What because you can’t get a chance to play in a BCS bowl game you throw in the towel and give up?  Sixth place in the best league in the country is the best you could do?   Enjoy the Sun Bowl, or whatever you quitters end up playing in…

Hey Florida, I haven’t forgot about you.  Way to show up in Atlanta – DOUCHE BAGS!  Yet another bit of wasted hype from the scumbag media.  You might want to think about playing tougher competition so that when you do play a tough team, you’ll know how to act and play.  Troy, Charleston Southern, and Florida International?   

Oh yeah, props to Brian Kelly for telling the media to do their job (mainly to report facts, not speculation) when questions about Notre Dame kept coming up.  Hey reporters – you are ASS CLOWNS.   Hey media, stop worrying about what Notre Dame is doing anyway, they ain’t going to a bowl, yet these jerk offs get more coverage than, oh, I don’t know – Cincinnati, TCU, and Boise State combined!

Props to Georgia Tech and East Carolina for winning their conferences today as well.  I guess Paul Johnson and Skip Holtz are a lot better coach than anybody was willing to give him credit for!  What these two not good enough for mention to the Domers?  Fine by me.

Lastly BCS, don’t be a bunch of pussies and pit Boise State against TCU in a BCS Bowl game – that would show your complete crookedness, not that it ain’t already known!

Anyway, my chest hurts, and I need to go to sleep and dream of Army/Navy next week – you know, College Football the way it truly should be, by winners on the field! 

Again – FUCK YOU BCS!!!