Out of deference to the great daily bloggers, I make every conceiveable attempt not to blog except on Tuesdays, but I gotta tell y'all that I've seen four stories today that cause me to have to speak my mind here.  With sincere apologies to IHM, I've gotta put this out there -

I put it to you Gabbers, whose, the douche bag of the past 24 hours?

(1)  Jeremiah Masoli, the starting QB for the Oregon Ducks getting pinched for one count of Second Degree Burglary for stealing computers from a frat house.

(2) Marion Jones signed a contract with a team in the WNBA.  The reason I consider this douche-baggery is because a hard working young woman who wants to continue her basketball career will be cut short due to Jones’ need for attention and the teams need for headlines.  She’s 34 years old, and can she possibly be in Basketball shape? 

(3) Jack Swarbrick, the AD at Notre Dame for saying that he can see scenarios where Notre Dame might be FORCED to join a league?  Look dumb ass, your team sucks and you are too arrogant to realize it.  Join the fucking Big East and let West Virginia get into the Big Ten, which will force all the other leagues to step it up.  Basically Swarbrick, stop holding College Football hostage!  DOUCHE BAG!

(4) ABC TV coverage.  During the LA Faker/Orlando Magic game last Sunday, these douche bags had the audacity to interview Ron Artest’s Barber about the blond do.  Can I ask a question – if the game was a good game, and it was, why are these assholes interviewing a barber (err, stylist)?

Lots of stupidity out there, don't you think?