I resolve to decide the conclusion to be resolute in reducing my determination to settle conversions in making up my mind to minimize my past. In moving forward through 2010, I affirm my belief that all things undone will now be done in the next calendar year. These things will take in my estimate 12 months to solve or resolve, as it were. I promise to take not more than 365 days to hit the path I choose. If in effect, I fail in any way, I resolve to be resolute with minimizing my everyday life from 2010 in 2011.

I resolve to wake up every morning unless there are causes that determine my demise…

I resolve to wear pants (or covering of some kind) and put them on one leg at a time…

I resolve to cover my chest with either tank-top, T-shirt, polo, sweat shirt or apparel in some fashion of my wife’s choosing…unless there’s sand, warm sun above say 75 degrees, or if I’m directly involved in a “Cops” episode…

I resolve to eat every day…I may not eat what I should or how I could, but rest assured, some form of nourishment (or non-essential nourishment) will be digested, expunged or expelled…

I resolve to further my mind by either engaging in mental stimulation or simply staring at the wall…

I resolve to lose ten pounds or gain ten pounds…

I resolve to exercise or embark on mind numbing wall staring previously mentioned…

I resolve to do my job to the best of my ability or…well…you probably know the alternative by now…

I resolve to bring a smile, frown or furrowed brow to any reader…

I resolve to let others achieve success or compare their greatness to my inability to manage my fantasy teams effectively…or maybe I’ll resolve to be better? Nah!

I resolve to smell the roses as I trample though them…

I resolve to go to sleep almost every night…

I resolve to wish all my friends, cohorts, or even those I do not know or haven’t yet been born a HAPPY NEW YEAR!