Forget American Idol’s Got Talent...

What we need...

Is a Gong Show for sports...

And given my rich broadcasting background...

I nominate myself as the host...

Anybody got a gong hangin’ around the abode???

And as the emcee...

I have my first victim...

This guy has way worn out his welcome...

And definitely deserves to be gonged...

As an NFL coach...

Expectations are high every year...

And results are low...

Just when it looks like his team seems ripe for a title...

Something goes wrong...

And fans once again...

Look forward to next year...

As a Chargers’ fan...

I have never liked the guy from day one...

And I’m not the only one...

He has plenty who agree with me...

Flat out...

The guy should not be an NFL head coach...

Well...

Once again...

It looks like he will...

Once again...

Be the head coach next year...

Once again...

I am fed up with the guy...

Granted...

He’s a pretty good assistant coach...

But as far as a head coach is concerned...

This Chargers' fan...

Is fed up with his act...

It’s time to move on, folks...

There are better ways to motivate your team...

And his ways clearly don’t work...

Yes...

He has had SOME success...

But in most instances...

A big let down...

And it’s unfair to the fans...

They deserve much better than what he has to offer...

And of course...

I am speaking of...

Bang a Gong...

It’s T-Rex himself...

New York Jets Coach...

Rex Ryan...

Gotcha...

The fact is...

I can probably stomach another year of...

The Norv in San Diego...

Because at least I know what to expect...

But Rex needs to be run out of NYC...

The Big Apple’s Big Worm...

Bubba the Blow Hard...

Truth be told...

I could care less about the Jets...

But...

Team Rex is a tired act...

It’s one thing to strive to win the Super Bowl...

Just keep your mouth shut and do it, Rex...

And let your actions speak louder...

Every week there’s a target on your back, Rex...

Because you opened your big mouth...

Ever heard of “Under the Radar”???

Fact is...

You are torpedo-ing your own team, Rex...

Nice team chemistry, Rex...

Me thinks they call it...

Nitroglycerin...

Excuuuuuuse me, Rex...

Maybe you should go coach...

Errrrr...

Manage...

In the WWE...

That way...

You can have more control over your success...

You can even write an occasional script or two...

And you can hype Team Rex to your hearts content...

And give us NFL fans...

Especially the Jets fans...

A break from your worn out mantra...

So...

As much as I would like to see The Norv unemployed...

And...

As much as I would like to see Ray Lewis...

Lose every game...

Until the end of time...

I would rather see...

New York Jets owner Woody Johnson...

Take some of his Johnson & Johnson Baby Powder...

Slap it on your tushie...

Diaper you up...

And send you to another TV show...

Bozo the Clown...

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